I think its time we have a talk. Lets just lay it out on the table. There's only room for honesty here. I need to know, what I have done to make you upset! Why are you leaving me? One by one I see you continue to fall off my head each morning when I wake up, when I rinse out the conditioner in the shower, every time I brush you, while I'm reading, while I'm talking, everything. I am finding you all over the place, in the car, on Carson's clothes, on the kitchen floor - you are abandoning me! I have always been nice to you, taking good care of you but I can do better, I promise. Just come back to me. I promise I'll use only really nice shampoo and conditioner, I'll brush you always, I will trim you regularly and be careful during windy days. How can I convince you, what can I say to make you stay?
PS - while you're on your way back would you mind looking for my stomach muscles and bring them along for the ride? Please tell them they are sorely missed. :)
Also thank you all for your fabulous comments, text messages, and phone calls after my last post. I loved hearing from you and knowing that everyone has their struggles. I read them again and again. It made me feel so much better.